I’ve tried for YEARS to be a grown-up. I learned to drink beer, then good wine. But I prefer coke spiders and chocolate and a bag of mixed lollies is SO much better than sophisticated nibblies. What can I say – that’s how I roll. It’s probably WHY I roll (yeah yeah, the diet starts MONDAY).

I love bright colours and patterns – more than my kids do. Yellow makes my eyes happy, red is my favourite sweater and my glasses – purple.  And you know what? I’m not sorry for being a big kid and I *think* your kids will have me sussed in 5 minutes flat. Nothing grown up and scary to see here folks. Well, the camera is kinda big and I will shove it right in your face, but I promise you’ll get used to it!

I live with three nutty princesses and my long suffering hubster. Hijinks abound, outfit changes happen hourly and little plastic ponies are everywhere.

If you can’t find me, I’m probably trapped under a pile of laundry. Send help immediately.